PRISONER'S BELLY HINDERS HIS ESCAPE

This dude got sick of sitting in his jail cell, probably wanted to spend Christmas somewhere different. So he with some other inmates devised a plan to aid their escape. When this genius executed his plan, it was his large belly that prevented him from being successful.

His name is Rafael Valadao. He was being held in a prison in Ceres which is in the Brazilian state of Goias. Valadao’s escape plan was to crawl out of the prison through a hole an additional inmate has escaped through. The hole was located in their cell wall and was created by the inmates bashing in the wall with a shower rod.
In his attempt to free himself of the prison, Valadao, 28 got stuck in the hole because of his big belly. The other inmate manages to use his clothing as a barrier on top of the electrified wires at the top of the perimeter fence and still remains at large.
 If you know that your tommy will hinder your blessings in 2013, pls do something about it